| me: | why are those guys staring at me |
| me: | is there something on my face |
| me: | is there something on my shirt |
| me: | they're probably laughing at how ugly i am |
| me: | they probably find it amusing how fat i am |
| friend: | maybe they think you're cute |
| me: | are you retarded or something |
Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.
(via fandomsaremyhorcruxes)
| January 2012: | This will be my year. |
| August 2012: | Well shit. |
I bet Sam’s voicemail is something very fucking normal like:
“This is Sam Winchester’s voicemail. Leave a message after the beep.”
or
“This is Sam Winchester’s voicemail. Leave a message after the—GODDAMMITLUCIFERSTOPIT.”
(Source: mysweetcherrycas, via fandomsaremyhorcruxes)
People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums, and we’re not even 18 yet.
(Source: seventeen-blackk, via fandomsaremyhorcruxes)
Fuck genderswapping, I hereby demand that all cast and characters of any future Sherlock remake be replaced with cats and kittens.
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
Detective Meowstrade
Meowses Hudson
Colonel Catastian Meowran.
Molly Hoopurr
(Source: fwips, via fandomsaremyhorcruxes)
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
THE SATISFIED LOOK ON ITS FACE
THE POLITE CAT IS BACK ON MY BLOG.
OMFG CUTEST THING EVER
(Source: toptumbles, via fandomsaremyhorcruxes)
Answer:
Not at all. xDDD I think we should do some of those. :T But it seems weird though.
