|me:||why are those guys staring at me|
|me:||is there something on my face|
|me:||is there something on my shirt|
|me:||they're probably laughing at how ugly i am|
|me:||they probably find it amusing how fat i am|
|friend:||maybe they think you're cute|
|me:||are you retarded or something|
|January 2012:||This will be my year.|
|August 2012:||Well shit.|
I bet Sam’s voicemail is something very fucking normal like:
“This is Sam Winchester’s voicemail. Leave a message after the beep.”
“This is Sam Winchester’s voicemail. Leave a message after the—GODDAMMITLUCIFERSTOPIT.”
Colonel Catastian Meowran.
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
THE SATISFIED LOOK ON ITS FACE
THE POLITE CAT IS BACK ON MY BLOG.
OMFG CUTEST THING EVER
Not at all. xDDD I think we should do some of those. :T But it seems weird though.